slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(via kamikazegarage)

Seriously, if you want me to marry you.. hand me tools when im working on the cars.. if you are in your underwear or naked it will add even more points.

(Source: rousses-sexy, via towritelesbiansonherarms)

The honda sports car owners club of NSW wont accept me because my honda has a 4AGE in it… :(

Using the quad barrel shotgun.

Boom boom, watching bitches drop with the flurry of buckshot.

fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it

Its called ‘deepnet’ or ‘undernet’ but its mostly dodgy porn and viruses.

Like 4chan but more hardcore.

(via incipient)

When i think that i am ugly, i remember that girls actually think bendystraw chocolatemilk is attractive.. and he looks like a fucking alien.

When did skinheads suddenly become poofs?, used to be you were a skinhead you went around bashing pakistani twelve year olds, now it seems a requirement to be a fucking bum boy.

drbuttocks:

mtvnotbullets:

“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.

Nah, but yeah.

(via artistiquemeg)

My mate just became the best wingman.. talking to this lass at work, she had a thing for him and he basically said hes in a relationship, but im single.. and gave her my number.. now im texting this great girl who loves cars, knows how to weld and could possibly kick my ass at every videogame ever… too bad shes a vego… but ill take it. :P